Dill's Weirdest Useless Tips and Facts!

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 * 1) It's more conservative to steal your Dad's shaving cream to draw impermanent Graffitis in walls and your teacher's desk instead of using Phlox and wet tissue.
 * 2) When you go to a public bathroom, choose the furthest urinal from the entrance. That is usually the cleanest one.
 * 3) Never try to enter a wide-gate at a subway station together with only one ticket. The police may arrest you.
 * 4) Do not break your TV. Your parents will get all fussy with you.
 * 5) Using a projector is the best way to keep your eye safe when you have the hobby of surfing the web in the dark.
 * 6) Teenager's room is one of the dirtiest location commonly found on residents.
 * 7) No one has ever shaved 10 times a day.
 * 8) Don't get too excited when your school gets a fingerprint reader. It's just displayed there until the next schoolyear.
 * 9) Never access YouTube without checking on a video.
 * 10) Don't plug your charger to your laptop at night, it will damage your battery.
 * 11) Boys fart louder than girls.
 * 12) There are more closets in a girl's toilet then in boy's.
 * 13) Some people prefer to shut up and go with the flow instead of commenting too much homework.
 * 14) Math teachers usually prefer to read math books and usually had their first calculator "a first love".
 * 15) Never try to smoke in a plane.
 * 16) Homer never gets a permanent job.
 * 17) Do not carelessly step on offerings in Bali. Because, you'll see!
 * 18) If you use an elevator alone, or with some weird strangers, stick near the elevator control panel(S). Because that's where the elevator's CCTV camera usually points. So if you are being disturbed, the security guard of the building will get a clear view.
 * 19) Never try to mess up with a working squirrel. It'll attack you.
 * 20) Odd researchers prove that hitting hard a well-gripped sheet of paper with a drumstick often leave penis-like ripping pattern.